Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.
i think theyre actually charmed by that spell u put on them, not ur style
You take me for a beguiler? Accuse me of bewitchment? Nay, I say not. If theyre bespelled by anything its by my luminous personality and dumptruck asscheeks
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
Ah rabies
But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer
old tumblr things that I still feel like are tumblr things despite them being obsolete for years
Moon Moon
“IT’S TRANSPARENT”
mishapocalypse
that time the color of the website changed from one shade of blue to a slightly darker shade of blue
supernatural fandom having a gif for everything
the Great Skeleton War
“can you make that ask reblogable?”
the onceler fandom
people unironically calling David Karp “daddy”
“yahoo paid $1 billion for this”
the moreos guy
do you love the color of the sky?
“WHAT IS AIR”
when people were fighting over that gif of a bird falling in a chocolate fountain and people thought it was real and the bird died but it was actually a fake bird
“what if tumblr was a school?”
the superwholock fandom
hipster vs. fandom blogs
like seriously, there was so much hatred between hipster and fandom blogs and now hipster blogs are basically aesthetic blogs
John Green
tumblr user pizza
“I always follow back”
fanmail instead of a messaging system
reaction gifs
“I like your shoelaces”
“Thanks, I stole them for the President”
gif vs. jif
“I CAN’T, I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN”
people HATED Miranda Cosgrove
and Nicolas Cage
the like and reblog buttons were at the top of a post
What the hell was the Great Skeleton War??!
the Great Skeleton War of October 2014
everyone was off their shits that Halloween and it’s my only fond memory of this website
redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat
he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”
